This was an April Fools' Day joke article. We amused ourselves tremendously in making it. Please refrain from dragging out the silliness and plunge forward on some real articles!

West Upper Caisse County is political area located in the eastern part of West Upper Caisse on Upper Caisse island in San Serriffe.

• Northern West Upper Caisse County You can sleep here for sure.

Why would you ever want to leave? This is paradise.

• Blueberry Acres. You can have foreign fruits, just not vegetables.